Ohio university
Ohio's first and finest university since 1804. Also known as Harvard of the Hocking. Located in the quaint southeast Ohio city of Athens, OU is home of the Bobcats and best known for its reputation as a party school (ranked as high as #2 party school nationwide by Princeton Review). Its best-known parties include Halloween, Palmer Fest, Five Fest, Mom's Weekend and the Time Change Riots, among others. Uptown Athens is home to Court Street, which boasts 18 bars within a
two-block radius. Home of the Marching 110. Despites its party rep, OU is strong academically as well, with Journalism,
Sports Administration, Osteopathic Medicine and Engineering being its strongest programs. Famous OU alumni include
Mike Schmidt, Matt Lauer, Gary Trent, Arsenio Hall, Piper Perabo, Peter King, Ed O'Neil and McGuyver.
Ohio University
by Who, me? on Aug 17, 2003 13:44:53
Perhaps the only
outcropping of enlightened intelligence in Southeastern Ohio, Ohio University is a state school capable of giving students of the hard sciences a better education than
Ohio State University. However, its soft sciences are filled with students whose primary priorities consist of filling up on delicious malt beverages. It is the only place in Southeastern Ohio where a Jewish or
Moslem person won't have to hide their identity. Known for a Halloween party that shuts down a large portion of the town and causes massive arrests of out-of-town Ohio State students.
Example:
No, that's Ohio University. Not
Ohio State. It's down and
to the right on your
map. Yeah, your daughter got arrested there.
Ohio University
by MC17 on Jul 22, 2008 21:34:11
A school in Southeastern, Ohio known better for partying than studying. Holds the largest
Halloween party in the U.S. annually. Also the creator of the Number festivals (currently approaching 6fest) which was copied by rival Miami U. Has one of the best journalism schools in the mid-west. OU is a laid-back liberal campus where you don't have to wear a
button-down shirt and
plaid shorts everywhere you walk (like at Miami).
Ohio University
by RedHawk1809 on Apr 13, 2005 02:40:03
Oldest college west of the Allegheny mountains,
estd.
1804 a year after Ohio was founded. Where most of the average suburban white kids goto college who couldn't get into a better school...
Case Western, Miami Univ, Oberlin, Kenyon, Michigan, Indiana
Ohio University
by iLikeSoup on May 09, 2010 06:48:30
A public university in
Athens, Ohio, OU is a huge party school where the only things to do are party or study because, again, it's in Athens, Ohio. Unfortunately for its reputation, most people choose the former if given a choice. Although obviously not true of absolutely every student, the majority of its students are only there because they couldn't get into the academically superior
Ohio State University or
Miami University.
Ohio University
by Tom Selleck1 on Sep 04, 2007 03:50:55
A small GDI University lying in the shadows of the far superior
Fratmosphere know as Miami University. Ohio University tends to be extremely overpopulated with multiple occurrences of douchebaggery through and around its liberal campus.
Students tend to have an array of American Eagle, Abercrombie and the dreaded Hollister apparel, typically strutting in cargo shorts that would inevitably make a
Fratdaddy/
Sorostitute's head explode. Usually referred to as "O U Didn't Get Into Miami" students flock to the University in an effort to consume plenty of libations while studying a weak curriculum preparing to work for some CEO who most likely attended Miami University, UVA, Johns Hopkins, Georgia, or Clemson.
Delusional of the schools reputation, students pride themselves in a once a year Halloween party that is seemingly disappearing from the radar, leaving OU off the map for any claim to fame they may have once had.
Example:
I was once
amazed at
the lack of frattabbing at Ohio University.
Ohio University
by Ohohio on May 07, 2017 13:04:45
This is a school not really known for its academics, but it's parties. It's most known for #fest (number fest), HallOUween, Mill fest, Palmer fest, and many others. Most students come here when they can't make it into
Ohio state because it's too expensive or they aren't smart enough. Some people when they can't make it into OU go to
Hocking College. OU is ironically nicknamed "Harvard on the
Hocking". This is the most hippie, liberal school I've ever seen. Weed and red solo cups lie everywhere. But hey it does have a beautiful campus. #athensohio
Ohio Northern University
by Northern Black Swan on Jan 29, 2014 01:55:21
A college in the middle of
bumfuck Egypt where the students get pummeled my endless amounts of homework causing them to go into, what can only be considered, alcoholism. The town-I'm sorry,
not town, the little spit of Hell the school is located in is so dry and boring that every student has perfected their beer pong, beer
bonging, beer shotgunning and other various drinking game skills because there isn't a single other fucking thing to do other than drink.
Example:
OSU Student #1: Who the hell are those two guys that crashed our party and are
10-0 at the
beer pong table?
OSU Student #2: Oh, they're the kids from Ohio Northern University. They're good 'cause, there ain't nothing to do at that school but drink."
OSU Student #1: Northern? Poor bastards...
Ohio State University
by Beanstalker on Mar 11, 2011 11:31:14
Example:
Guy 1: So I was visiting
Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2:
Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting
THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.