PBMS

Or known as Pretty Boy Muscle SyndromeIt's a pandemic sweeping males everywhereDo you have PBMS?COMMON SYMPTOMS:- you work your biceps, chest and abs religiously but nothing else- You have big biceps,chest cut abs but have scrawny shoulders bird legs and no back and flat tricepsIf you or your friends could be suffering from PBMS there's really no cure by now you probably had SBS or suffer from douchebageritis



PBMS
Protagonist Beast Mode Syndrome or PBMS, is a cliche among many genres and literary works. This occurs when the main protagonist is so powerful that he/she removes all suspense from the literature itself. This is common in many mainstream animes and other works of art.
Example:
"I hate this show, character X is never defeated in battle! He has a severe case of PBMS."


PBM
A "poopy bruh moment". A "bruh moment" that also somehow involves poop.
Example:
"Sorry bro I can't come out tonight, my girlfriend has some crazy diarrhea and is shitting like crazy"
"Pbm"


PBM
PBM stands for plain and simply, Professional Black Man

This involves an African American coming off as a incredibly professional looking individual.

Things that help

- Always calm (always)
- Stands out among his crowd
- Professional attire
- Great intelligence
- Lead Role (if not he sure as hell makes it look like he is)
Example:
Morgan Freeman is currently the king of PBM's, this cannot be debated.

If the torch was ever passed, Don Cheadle would receive it.

Jeff: Samuel L. Jackson is a PBM.
Joe: Samuel would be put in the BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) category, go watch Pulp Fiction.

Andrew: What about Denzel Washington?
Joe: Denzel is in a league of his own.
Andrew: True, hes a wild card, he can go from BAMF to PBM whenever he wants.


PBM
We've got the MILF term. It was time to have the opposite. A PBM (for Paper Bag Momma) is a mom so ugly, that even the idea of touching her is disgusting.
Example:
dude #1 : What's up?
dude #2 : Tonight, I've a rendezvous with a MILF I met on the net.
dude #1 : A MILF? you'd better expect a PBM.


PBM
Potential Boyfriend Material. Someone that you have been seeing/dating for a while and could be eligible for moving up a gear.
Example:
Shirley: "Yeah, so he took me to dinner, the movies, paid for everything, he even held the doors open."

Gertrude: "Well, Shirley. He definately sounds like PBM!"


PBM
"Poor Boy Music" formerly "Peanutbutter Mosquitos"
A band from Suburban Detroit that plays mostly original music. They also cover a few great songs, but always in their own style. Their sound can be described as "Rock with Horns," or, "Modern-day Chicago," but not, "Ska."
Example:
"Hey I heard a cool band the other day. they really rock!"
"yeah? whodat?"
"PBM!"


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