Percussive Maintenance
The
fine art of
bludgeoning an
electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.
Percussive Maintenance
by njie on Apr 23, 2016 19:42:02
Percussive Maintenance
by Zak on May 30, 2003 11:13:05
Percussive Maintenance
by richkjak on Dec 29, 2009 11:54:38
Percussive Maintenance
by Nemephosis on Jul 03, 2013 13:46:57
The act of
striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as
a hammer, in order to get it to work
properly again.
Percussive Maintenance
by mixer 2 on Mar 17, 2022 06:26:19
a book found in the game West of
Loathing, described as "the ancient art of
fixing things by hitting them really hard".
Percussive Maintenance
by Mike B--[laffinman] on Aug 24, 2005 21:02:41
from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid
chatter or activity.
Also
usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can
administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.
Example:
Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of
Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a
temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too
percussive maintenance
by Ben Pershouse on Jan 08, 2006 21:33:19
Example:
If at first it
doesent work try percussive maintenance
if it breaks it needed replaceing anyway
Percussive maintenance
by Skœll on Jun 06, 2019 03:01:07
The act of
smacking or otherwise striking something in order to
restore its
functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.
Percussive Maintenance
by We are anonymous, Expect us. on Jun 01, 2020 14:46:28