Personal Best

The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.



Shitty personal best

by OG Baby Giraffe on Jan 09, 2011 09:09:33

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
Example:
Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.


Best Personality

by Keds Man on Feb 01, 2010 09:13:27

1. In beauty pageants, the award given to the pathetic and disgusting one to make her feel better about herself.

2. Unfuckable.
Example:
Richard: Who's that ugly-ass woman, and why is she wearing a short skirt?

John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".


lamis best person

by yxonki on Nov 23, 2021 03:22:35

Lamis Is the coolest person you’ll ever meet and is the sexiest/attractive mf out there. if u encounter her, tell them they are gorgeous Lamis can be funny she's also super tough + strong (which im really proud of <3) The best thing about them is her huge heart. She has a way of making things feel better, and making people feel special. Just talk to her and you can tell she’s perfect. Out of anyone, any girl would be lucky to be with her or even have her as a friend. Lamis is very smart, beuatiful, creative and caring has the most beautiful eyes in the whole wide world. If you know her you wouldn't want to lose her in your life she’s a person who can do anything if she puts her mind to it. She wasn't always treated perfectly and might have went through a lot of hardships but came out better for the win. She can write really well,and has the best music taste + style!

Her mind has no limits

BRO I LOVE HER SO FUCKINV MUCH!!! /srs
Example:
lamis best person


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