Personal trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.



personal trainer
the one at the gym that can bench press 5000 lbs and expects you to do the same even though you never lifted anything heavier than a wii controler. she stands over you yelling "one more! come on you whimpy little wuss! quit crying and lift that! it's only 5 lbs!" You thought you wanted to get into shape but she is making your life an achey hell and now you're so sore it hurts to breathe! she also wants you to run for half an hour and you can't even run from the sofa to the fridge without wheezing because of smoking 5 packs a day and drinking a 12 pack of BudLite for each meal.
Example:
"I really want to meet you on xbox live but I can't get up and turn it on cuz my personal trainer worked me over really good 3 days ago. I almost couldn't pick up the phone to answer your call I hurt so bad! Hey, buy the way, can you come over for a bit with some BudLite and feed me cuz I can't make it into the kitchen I hurt so bad."


personal trainer
www.gm-fitness.co.uk
Example:
The word personal trainer is defined as a professional service designed to help improve your health and fitness


Latest Searches

your arse, uck, Fortune, Detriot, pleasant, Asia, day, gotz, juror, Illegals, Jeff Seid, Wosh, stell, rupert murdoch, philosopher, fuh, REACHing, trying it, load to the face, jam-jams, verse, dimond, Pt, good gig, Flushed quadrant, whorehouse, missus, nickelback, wildlife, chillax, read, sitee, reveals, foreigners, Darrow, tans, BOAH, RIGHT NOW, Microsoft, card game, imposters, IMMOLATE, an Austin, Dungeons, AT, the Republican party, \" gif \", dissolve, im out, Unlike, timebomb, bitchhhh noooo, two lines, higher than the sky, no nonsense, Jessica Alba, who you, Silence, suppression, give one, Sha-Nae-Nae, Pittsburgh, Oozing, To Implode, Arrr, Dematha, henry white, Its bad, a card, Inhalant, the letter E, parisian, The Bronze, dinnner, construction workers, little baby, engaged in, SA, screw with, magging, sov, michael watts, Kombucha King, lose-lose, stoop, Carrie Understood, Confident, Hanson, Spanish class, customer service, God have Mercy, Magic Johnson, GALS, Truuuu, bleached, the song, clitoral stimulation, rocks my world, Billboard Hot 100, Hijab, dupe, black people, Tuck In, Gerard, seam, Onee-chan, clingy, Joe Jonas, thrashing, wet bathing suit, otp, stable, hot girl, rammage, walking, Mylo, chewing, dinner money, honouring, oratory, fucking amazing, Doom guy, song of songs, festivals, skink, douches, curious, the fans, Illmatic, Keysha, Originated, Miss popular, pops, 0-60, limbs, guitar rage, B-52, Broken Social Scene, Hey man, protag, pull a got7, BRUV, Wouldya, last resort, Rate that, the Mexican, the charm, Shocked-it, jif, Pitz, pick up truck, Leigh, Urgs, My hero Acedemia, CURDS and whey, uselessness, Skelton, jewlery, Northern, Jury, sub, Guy 2, Sega master system, Egg, rumer, notions, cheetoh, Wilted, conned, hairy axe wound, falling through, THRILL, 3-Way, meat missile, Current, summertime, Hermione, Cathy, Pull out, HAVING IT, urinating, glowing, farming, the maelstrom, jalama, opc, lonely, Dreads, hob-knocker, SSR, RX Bandits, sesh it, haven, for these, sterning, Tanya, Droogies, gir, Definator, lil uzi vert, Personal Trainer, your arse, uck, Fortune, Detriot, pleasant, Asia, day, gotz, juror, Illegals, Jeff Seid, Wosh, stell, rupert murdoch, philosopher, fuh, REACHing, trying it, load to the face, jam-jams, verse, dimond, Pt, good gig, Flushed quadrant, whorehouse, missus, nickelback, wildlife, chillax, read, sitee, reveals, foreigners, Darrow, tans, BOAH, RIGHT NOW, Microsoft, card game, imposters, IMMOLATE, an Austin, Dungeons, AT, the Republican party, \" gif \", dissolve, im out, Unlike, timebomb, bitchhhh noooo, two lines, higher than the sky, no nonsense, Jessica Alba, who you, Silence, suppression, give one, Sha-Nae-Nae, Pittsburgh, Oozing, To Implode, Arrr, Dematha, henry white, Its bad, a card, Inhalant, the letter E, parisian, The Bronze, dinnner, construction workers, little baby, engaged in, SA, screw with, magging, sov, michael watts, Kombucha King, lose-lose, stoop, Carrie Understood, Confident, Hanson, Spanish class, customer service, God have Mercy, Magic Johnson, GALS, Truuuu, bleached, the song, clitoral stimulation, rocks my world, Billboard Hot 100, Hijab, dupe, black people, Tuck In, Gerard, seam, Onee-chan, clingy, Joe Jonas, thrashing, wet bathing suit, otp, stable, hot girl, rammage, walking, Mylo, chewing, dinner money, honouring, oratory, fucking amazing, Doom guy, song of songs, festivals, skink, douches, curious, the fans, Illmatic, Keysha, Originated, Miss popular, pops, 0-60, limbs, guitar rage, B-52, Broken Social Scene, Hey man, protag, pull a got7, BRUV, Wouldya, last resort, Rate that, the Mexican, the charm, Shocked-it, jif, Pitz, pick up truck, Leigh, Urgs, My hero Acedemia, CURDS and whey, uselessness, Skelton, jewlery, Northern, Jury, sub, Guy 2, Sega master system, Egg, rumer, notions, cheetoh, Wilted, conned, hairy axe wound, falling through, THRILL, 3-Way, meat missile, Current, summertime, Hermione, Cathy, Pull out, HAVING IT, urinating, glowing, farming, the maelstrom, jalama, opc, lonely, Dreads, hob-knocker, SSR, RX Bandits, sesh it, haven, for these, sterning, Tanya, Droogies, gir, Definator,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!