meat missile

A large penis, also known as a veiny bangstick, hampton, or johnson.



Meat missiles
Used to refer to ones legs while they are producing a large amount of power
Example:
Gerald over there was dropping some serious meat missiles on that last 400m rep. I can tell because the track is partially torn up


Meat Missile
A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.
Example:
“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”


Italian Meat Missile
When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0
Example:
During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.


Monster Meat Missile
Large penis. The 3M.
Example:
She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.


Kentucky Meat Missile
When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.
Example:
We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.


Scandinavian Meat Missile
The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.
Example:
"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"

"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"

Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight


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