Piers Morganing

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.- He was morganing last night again.- What piers morganing? Where?- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!



Piers Morgan
A well-known, narcissistic phone hacking specialist with manchild characteristic. He's an anti-Wenger type of Arsenal fan. He thinks he knows things better than anyone.
Example:
Can anyone throw away Piers Morgan's phone/device? He spouts his shitty take on Twitter again!


Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan presents Good Morning Britain, and is controversial as hell. He used to present Britain’s Got Talent but he got fired, probably because he isn’t at all talented himself.
Example:
Piers Morgan is an idiot


Piers Morgan
To walk out in duress

To hang up the phone under pressure
To get all offended and walk out like a big flapper
Example:
1; did you hear about Peter?

2; what happened

1; Jon told him about himself and he got offended and " piers morganed " out of the party


Piers Morgan
A sexual position made famous when "news" commentator Piers Morgan, repeatedly re posted a meme of himself on Twitter engaged in the the act with then President of the United States, Donald Trump. In this act one man pierces the anus of another man with his tongue while sitting in a swivel chair, with the receiving person balanced on another swivel chair on all fours in front of him. Both men then try to swivel as much as possible without breaking the bond between anus and tongue. Often the "Pierser" is made to be cuckold and hold the position while the man in front is pleasured to finish by a third party. This secondary act has also been called "Guest Hosting Piers Morgan".
Example:
When Donald Trump was found guilty of treason, he offered the investigator a Piers Morgan to let him send one final tweet...which he used to brag about how many people watched his sentencing.


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