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Playing Chess

1) Drinking heavily2) Ordering drugs from a dealer3) Obscure pseudonym for anal sex

play chess

by LRGMGB on Dec 31, 2015 08:06:25

The term "play chess" is usually a way to get someone up to your apartment, like the class line, "Do you want some coffee" at the end of the date at your apartment building. No one believes you will play chess, but it's such a lame excuse that will work. Clinically proven.

Example:
"Want to come up and play chess?"

playing chess

by hollywood doc on Sep 14, 2006 11:24:16

A girl/woman who likes to manipulate,control, play head games with a guy or takes advantage of a guy or situation.

Example:
Don't go out with out her she good at playing chess.

playing chess

by entropy todovia mundial on Aug 14, 2005 03:09:20

Slang for ordering a bag of drugs from a dealer. Used to ensure secrecy when talking over the telephone.

Example:
"Hey man, I was hoping I could come over and play chess today."

playing chess

by Annie on Oct 14, 2004 10:06:50

drinking, usually heavily.
coined by underage kiddos to avoid detection by their mothers and other authority figures.
often used ironically or obviously - whether the kiddos are aware of this or not.

Example:
Hey, let's steal some beer from Chris's parents and play chess.

playing chess with the pope

by bjozzi on Dec 08, 2017 22:31:08

Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.

Example:
Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)

play chess, not checkers

by TrueDragonzzz Gaming on Nov 02, 2019 05:08:53

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.

Example:
(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.

Playing 5D Chess

by 岸谷新羅 on Sep 29, 2020 02:25:29

suspiciously trying to deceive one or more people in layers of deceit, either on purpose or suspected by someone.

Example:
John: Steve is totally acting sus, he knows we suspect him but what if he's trying to look guilty on purpose so we don't think it's him, but then that would be a reason to think it's him.
Hank: I agree, Steve is seriously Playing 5D Chess with us.

Go play chess

by trovlerboker on Oct 18, 2022 16:53:58

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

Example:
wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

Playing chess with the poltergeist

by Capuchin for Hire on Mar 31, 2022 11:22:09

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Example:
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

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