Power Wank
by Looney... on Feb 14, 2010 11:01:43
To 'beat the meat' within seconds of ejaculation, then stopping. Enjoy the feeling for a while. Wait for the feeling to stop, then beat until you are within seconds of blowing again. Repeat for a good few hours, then while you do finally
blow your load, it will feel
a million times better than any wank, blowjob, fuck or
sheep shagging.
Well recommended.
Example:
*ring ring*
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Alright dude?
Man 1: Fuck off, I'm having a wank.
Man 2: Fair play,
I'll call you back in 5 then?
Man 1: No. I'm having a
power wank...
Man 2: A who wank?
Man 1: *sigh* Just call me back in 3 hours.
Man 2: 3 HOURS?!
*
Dial Tone*
Power Wank
by Jonnie66 on Aug 17, 2006 06:54:57
To stand in front of a
full size mirror, only wearing a
viking helmet and 'wank' solidly for 10 minutes while listening to 'The Ride Of The Valkyries' (the one from
Apocalypse Now)
Power Wank
by Tony bistol on Feb 23, 2005 19:27:13
when you are in
the climax of
wanking knowing that someone is coming, in wich case you begin to wank so fast you could satisfy a female
blue whale
Power Wank
by Tony bistol on Feb 23, 2005 19:29:44
When in you in
the climax of
wankin knowing that someone is about to enter the room you are in. and so you start wanking so powerfully you cock goes to
red alert
Power Wank
by Lucas1212 on Feb 02, 2012 09:22:33
Power-Wank
by Billy Sastard on Aug 13, 2007 04:50:41
In the case of extreme horniness and unable to find the proper equipment (magazines,internet,movies etc)and you are in a public place (school,work etc). A
power-wank is the answer. Max time 30 seconds. You go into that loo and bash at your member so hard your hand almost falls off.
Can be used in competition: who can wank the quickest. Wud only advise if
reali drunk or you dont mind
group masturbation
Power wank
by colourize on Jun 30, 2011 01:33:56
The act of wanking to ultimate pleasure. This is done by assembling 3 computer
screens side by side, putting porn on all 3 of them and then blasting your
stereo with dubstep so you can't hear anything else. Proceed.
power wank
by poweritup108 on Oct 14, 2005 03:29:44
The act of masturbating whilst inserting something into one's own anus, typically a finger or
toothbrush. Known to "
power up" a good
wank.
Example:
1)I had
an awesome power wank last night.
2)Q: What's
Ed doing?
A: He's powering
it up in his room.
power wank
by the wan on Nov 14, 2006 15:29:48
The subtle act of pleasuring one's self (male members only) through inserting the tip into a
door jamb, or other
hinged objects, and then proceeding to slam said object aginst the tip thus making it bleed. This results in not only immense extreme pleasure, but also a lovely indoor fireworks display of
man magma, a name derived from the appearance of blood stained jism.
Example:
Man 1 : Holy good wank! what happened to yer
nob?
Man 2 : I had the mother of
all power wanks last night
Man 3 : No shit.