presence
by Krkič on Mar 01, 2020 07:18:54
I want a shoulder to lean on
same strength as mine
a tongue thatll speak sincerely
since really,
sin's in me, sin's in you
but we exercise for a love that feels new
coz its worth it, the life, the time, the weight and the work
I want two lips to
french kiss my soul
touch me inappropriately in places
noones been before
someone with the audacity to like me
my monsters and saints
presence
by NapDynoGosh on Apr 25, 2005 11:11:13
Lving in the one singular moment.
Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions.
The vortex of the
ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time
presence
by tone bone on Jan 22, 2007 09:13:10
Example:
When I'm out at the club no one fucks with me cause I have presence.
I benched
285 last night. So, you still have no presence weighing
185.
How can I get presence? Eat more and work out your legs
brown hornet.
Pocket presence
by cajunchick on Feb 28, 2010 12:31:52
A quarterback is said to have good
pocket presence if he:
--Is able to sense when
the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers
--Knows when and where to move within the pocket
--(Most importantly) Maintains composure
in the pocket while under pressure
Presence Rape
by TBTPlanet on Jan 10, 2018 08:58:38
A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100
yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "
presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be
jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.
Example:
Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.
Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man
jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman:
PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced
to 25 years in jail.
Midas Presence
by j-cutter on Nov 04, 2009 01:38:34
The tendency of any computer problem to be instantly fixed when anyone above a certain
technical proficiency stands within a certain
radius of the malfunctioning equipment
Example:
User: Whenever I try to
configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine.
I promise I wasn't making it up...
Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence
kicking in...