Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.Pressed Ham
to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......
pressed ham
when you press your ass against glass, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham
Pressed Hams
press ham
to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.
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Example:
Jamie decided he was going to press ham on the window at the local Mc Donald's and all the cheerleaders screamed.
Jamie decided he was going to press ham on the window at the local Mc Donald's and all the cheerleaders screamed.
Pressing Ham
Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.
Example:
"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"
"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"
Pressing ham
Masturbating, to jerk off