Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.



Pressed Ham
to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......
Example:
To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....


press ham
to press one's bare ass up against a window of sorts, often in a moving vehicle, for the purpose of displaying it to the unfortunate fellows on the other side of the window.
Example:
Every time we see a school bus on the road, we pass it and press ham.


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