Also known as the Douchebuggy, the Prius is the Batmobile for douches, dumbasses, and bad drivers.
Every person behind the wheel of a Prius/Douchebuggy is either
A) A douche
B) A bad driver
C) An idiot with no common sense
D) All of the above
Many Prius drivers think they are better than everyone else for driving one, however, they are like a giant "I Am A Douche" sign one drives everywhere.

If you ever think of buying a Prius, you are either not thinking or want to find another way to be a douche.

A hybrid car, which has an electric motor and a gasoline engine, and as a result, twice as many things to go wrong as a normal car. Bought for $27,000 by people who want to save money, who forget that someday, down the road, those batteries will need to be replaced and will cost over $5,000.

Prius people are fucking pussies with little shrivvlled up dicks and smell their fingers after tickling their own assholes, unless they females, than much love for ya'll fine ass milfs.

An overpriced hybrid automobile that is targeted to poorly educated consumers that think such cars save money and the environment. The car, as well as its fellow hybrid and electric cars, has been made to save the government's severe dependency on oil in which they have caused. At the same time, lying and falsely advertising the car(s) to be environment friendly - (because these huge batteries they use release very environment friendly fumes, especially when they are made and when they go bad) - and that they save you money on fuel - (electricity and $5000 battery replacements are free). Hence, a lie to humanity to save the government.

The absolute faggiest car ever made. It doesn't even deserve to be called a car. It's more of a huge mound of shit that only retarded liberals and old turds with destroyed brains use to get somewhere.

A dumb "eco" car that can save the world.

Verb: to rage so intensely in a hybrid vehicle that you sport an erection (or penis-like enlarged clitoris) to the point of emission. Typically achieved after exhibiting excessively aggro behavior toward other environmentally-unfriendly vehicles. If the source stimulus, commonly a large pickup truck rollin' coal, is not immediately removed, emission or full ejaculation is imminent.

A car that is for hippies that think they are better than you because there car gets such good gas mileage when in realty diesel cars get much better mileage and are far cheaper and much more reliable because the engines need to be built stronger to handle the high compression of a diesel engine see the R10 Audi there is a reason why it just won le mans again for the 3rd time. The greatest scam ever created. A car that is driven by people who are think they are informed but are actually not, Because they about of carbon burned in the process of making the batteries per car would make a Range Rover more envomently frendly than the a Prius. A car that has made Toyota the most boring/richest car manufacture in the world, and the smartest move ever by Toyota they have fooled the American public into thinking that they actually care about the environment. Look at how much money the have made holy shit Toyota I tip my hat to you. A car that is destroying my hobby, love of cars, and motorsports there will be no more cheep fast fun cars to drive because of the Prius, and eco-nuts will never understand this because they set the speed limits and are to scared of going fast because it is inefficient and scary because are dumb ass country will not teach people how to drive so lots of people die because they are stupid, and eat ,and talk on their phone and, put on makeup and never focus on what they are doing, driving look at Germany they have untimed speeds on their freeways but have a better driving record than us because they obey the road rules keep their hands on the wheel and have to take many test before they get there drivers license, and so there for because of the Prius it is destroying my hobby the only thing in is world that has always made me happy no matter how bad things are and now in 20 years time will be gone so we can save the whales.

Verb. To prius.

When driving on a two-lane road, coming up behind a vehicle driving ten under the speed limit, and having to wait for a line of cars to pass on the other side before driving around and resuming normal speed.