Reading the Bible
refers to
Christians and Catholics using another name for masturbating more commonly used by
priest and religious
figures
reading the bible
by xShannonx on Feb 15, 2006 10:46:46
The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad,
illegal, or just
naughty like sex or
drugs.
Example:
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"
You and your friend are talking in
study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um...
read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you
fucked like bunnies.
read the bible
by Kentt on Jul 30, 2007 09:39:07
reading the bible
by Grau on Apr 23, 2007 08:25:56
When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss
the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of
bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete
passage.
read the bible
by Jenn Huls on May 24, 2006 04:57:34
reading the bible
by wildcat on Feb 09, 2005 11:57:47
read the bible
by defnoturgirl on Jan 09, 2022 06:24:20
U READ MY BIBLE
by DankyDyl69 on Nov 08, 2019 04:24:09
Something you say to someone if
you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super
stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your
perspective or just to even trust you more often.
Example:
Lukas: trust me,
chickens don’t lay
eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!
To read the Bible
by Big Nob Kyle on Oct 30, 2019 21:11:46
illiterate people can’t read the bible
by muwtu on May 04, 2020 08:56:26
Example:
“Don’t
worry dude, your
album/movie/
project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”