Achmed
No one remembers Achmed
Example:
Who the fuck is Achmed
Who the fuck is Achmed
Achmed
A terrorist who has died, but in debatable circumstances. Some sources say he died in a freak cellphone accident (taking the Verison Wireless spokesman with him in the process), while some other sources say he died in a suicide bombing (that went off in four seconds instead of his intended 30 minutes), while even other sources say he was shot by U.S. Military soldiers at checkpoint B in Iraq.Unlike most modern terrorists, he was born in China, not the Middle East, and has apparently no religious denomination.He has somehow been reanimated by Jeff Dunham for use in his ventriloquist routine where he has preformed some of the greatest Christmas carols of all time - Such as: SILENCE! Night, Bin Laden is Coming to Town, Oh Holy Crap, and Jingle Bombs.achmed
Achmed!
Example:
American Man: "Achmed! come feed the camal!"
Middle eastern man: "my names not achmed!, its dirka"
American Man: "Achmed! come feed the camal!"
Middle eastern man: "my names not achmed!, its dirka"
achmed
Example:
let's smoke some achmed
let's smoke some achmed
Achmed the dead terrorist
funny dead terrorist who makes fun of muslims, jews, terrorists and anything else to do with the middle east
Example:
Achmed the dead terrorist: I KILL YOU!!!
Achmed the dead terrorist: I KILL YOU!!!
Achmed the dead terrorist
Example:
"Hey, watch this video."
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"
"Hey, watch this video."
"What is it?"
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist."
"Oh I've seen that, dude. It's so fuckny!"
achmed the dead terrorist
A puppet character by ventriloquist and lowest common denominator Jeff Dunham. The character is, a skeleton in middle eastern clothing. like most of Dunham's characters, "Achmed" is a broad strokes stereotype. Allowing Dunham to pick low hanging comedic fruit, and milk the pocketbooks of Midwestern racists.
Example:
"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."
"Okay, now that I've exhausted all the Mexican and "my wife is a fat whore," jokes. Lets get ready to get inflammatory by welcoming to the stage "Achmed the Dead Terrorist."
Achmed's Razor
If a Middle Eastern food establishment has good hummus, they will almost certainly have good Middle Eastern food.
Example:
A: I can't tell if Al Basha's has good Middle Eastern food, what do you think?
B: Achmed's Razor says if they have good hummus they have good Middle Eastern food.
A: I can't tell if Al Basha's has good Middle Eastern food, what do you think?
B: Achmed's Razor says if they have good hummus they have good Middle Eastern food.
Achmed
the name of a dead terrorist in Jeff Dunham's shows and comedy bits. he blew himself up because he is a suicide bomber. he has a son named Achmed Jr.