Relaxation

Something I will never experience



Relaxation
The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.


Relaxative
A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.
Example:
Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"


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