Rends

The way Billie Joe Armstrong pronounces the word 'ends' in the Green Day song, 'Wake Me Up When September Ends'.



rend
1) The process of tearing into food products (ie consume grind eat )

2) The process, not the end result, of defeating someone soundly ( end result see ownage) See also owning and own
Example:
Man I am rending this night elf so bad!


Rend
A person who spends countless hours on the internet, plotting dominion over the world.
Example:
Dude, that nerd is such a rend. Let's stuff him in the trash can.


anal rending
The violent hemorrhaging of the rectum or sphincter through the use of a phallic object or appendage. Typically associated with lube-less anal sex.
Example:
My friend David nearly bled to dead after a severe anal rending.


Rending the Veil
An online occult magazine featuring well known occult authors, newly emerging writers, graphic and fine artists, and notable regular columnists. Published eight times a year on the cross-quarters, Rending the Veil premiered in December 2006.
Example:
The new issue of Rending the Veil is out!


Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Example:
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep


Rends With Benefits
Legendary WoW Classic Guild that sparked a revolution for World Buffs and Crit damage in raids. They were pioneers with how world buffs can be distributed across the server in hopes to bring benefits to all players on the horde side.

Led by a small group of trolls they coordinated the best way to help each other without causing inner turmoil for guilds and gdkps.
Example:
Pink: Yo you think we can be more than Rends?
Gork: Sure Pink, we can be Rends With Benefits!
Pink: Thanks Gorky, I promise just buff each other and get on with it.

Gork: Zzz..
Pink: Gork!

Ladies of WoW: I want some Rends With Benefits too!
Bike: I'm just a troll.


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