Robbery

The act of hooking up with a girl whom your friend was trying to hook up with himself.



Robbery
The term “robbery” is used to describe a 6’8 player, dunking over a 7’5 player without getting a score of 50...
Example:
OMG, HE GOT ROBBED AGAIN... WHAT THE F$&#!!!! NBA, FIX YOUR SH#%!!! ANOTHER ROBBERY!!!!


Robbery
Meaning: the act of diverting the interests of a desirable female away from a competing guido. Committing a robbery is considered a skill and may be done even to close friends.
Example:
Vinny was making out with this girl, but as soon as he went to the bathroom I moved in and completed the robbery. It was awesome!”"


Robbery
When a vic' gets their money, jewelery or any other item of value taken away from them by force from a thug. Robbery can also be armed, which is when the robber is equipped wit a doink or a gat, and in some cases stabs and slits the vic' or pops a bullet into the vic's temple.
Example:
I grabbed the clerk by the neck, put the gun in the mouth and said "Bitch, if you wanna be killed try some stupid shit".


robbery
"Robbery" is a term to describe the line of action and the power of the bavarian soccer club FC BAYERN MUNICH. expecially its attackers, the 30 mio € right winger Arjen Robben and the 40 mio € left winger Franck Ribery

ROBen + riBERY = ROBBERY

this term was first used by german tabloids, today its a common term.
Example:
Werder Bremen Supporter: "We gonna win 5-0 today"!
Bayern Munich Supporter:"Dont think so. theres gonna be another robbery today"


highway robbery
when the price for something is sky high, because the manufacturer knows you need it and have no choice but to pay for it. stems from gas stations on highways in the middle of fucking nowhere who charge $10 for a 2 year old microwave burrito because they know the next gas station is 150 miles down the road.
Example:
Person 1-"Man, I paid $50 for 3 gallons of gas, a pack of gum, and a soda last night at this gas station in bumfuck Egypt"

Person 2- "Talk about highway robbery!"


Unarmed Robbery
A rare feat when a person with no arms robs a bank. Usually commited by that cool guy with no arms on the USA Archery Team.
Example:
Robber: Gimme all your money!
Teller: lolomgwtfbbq! You have no arms! How could YOU rob us?
*robber shoots teller (pulls the trigger with his eyelid)*
Robber: Like that.
*robber gets away*

This is an unarmed robbery at it's finest.


Commit a robbery
The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.
Example:
How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore


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