sainsbury's
sainsbury's (also known as J Sainsbury)is a supermarket in the UK and it's pretty soi disant - that means it's stuck up. fat-tongued essex boy Jamie Oliver currently fronts up the ads for this dismal store. I bet he hates himself for that, although he can have all the pukka food he likes because he gets a shit load of wonga for saying things like 'try something different'. try waitrose instead.
Example:
I noticed a grammatical error at sainsbury's today - it should be '10 items or fewer', not 'less'.
I noticed a grammatical error at sainsbury's today - it should be '10 items or fewer', not 'less'.
Sainsburys
Example:
mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
sainsbury
Generic adjective, probably from London, inferring positive connotations. Part of a wide selection of meaningless adjectives created by Londoners. Synonyms include bank and box.
Probably derived from an English supermarket chain.
Probably derived from an English supermarket chain.
Example:
Man, that is well sainsbury.
We is goin sainsbury innit.
You must allow that unsainsbury, she has got AIDS.
Man, that is well sainsbury.
We is goin sainsbury innit.
You must allow that unsainsbury, she has got AIDS.
Alfie sainsbury
Example:
Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude
Person 1) Who is that guy who all the ladies seem to be attracted to?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Alfie Sainsbury the super cool dude
Sainsbury's manoeuvre
When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.
Example:
Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"
Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"
Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"
Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"
Sainsburys Bag
A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.
hamish sainsbury
big ol thiccc boi dont no how to spel or speaks properly
plays soccer when not in goaly hes fucking disabled
plays overwatch and probably watches hentai
looks like raoul silva with braces
plays soccer when not in goaly hes fucking disabled
plays overwatch and probably watches hentai
looks like raoul silva with braces
last chicken in sainsbury's
refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.