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Sandlerize
To 'Sandlerize' is to lower a film's overall quality, regardless of budget, plot, or overall production due to the casting of Adam Sandler and/or involving anyone or anything related to 'Happy Madison Productions'.
Example:
Brian: "Hey bro, did you see Pixels this past weekend?"

Tom: "No way man! I was interested in the movie until I saw it get Sandlerized!"


The Sandler
A sex position that is performed in a tent in your back yard done to your thid grade teacher and involves ice cubes, a nine iron, and a water buffalo, live or stuffed(preferably stuffed for saftey sakes)
Example:
Oh miss third grade teacher perform the sandler to you all math class long.


Sandler
One who sandles, in other words, is profusely accommodating, caters to others, sacrifices dignity in exchange for acceptance
Example:
As the young Contracts manager returned from the deli with his boss's lunch, he thought to himself: Good Lord, what kind of sandler have I become?"


Sandler Jew
A person of Jewish Heritage that isn't very religious but has Jewish Blood.

Jews take pride I'm their bloodline, if your parents or close ancestors are Jewish you would be considered a Jew.

A close comparison would be a 'Jack Mormon'
Example:
Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford and many others would be considered Sandler Jews.


Adam Sandler
If you haven't laughed at a single joke in a movie starring Adam Sandler, then you don't know anything about comedy. My man Adam makes me laugh every time I watch his movies after I come back from kindergarten . There's a scene in one of his movies ( I forgot the name because I'm like 4, but thats not the point) where he FARTED IN SOME ONES FACE LOL XD XD XD. My parents didn't get the joke (duh) and they SENT ME TO BED EARLY : ( !!!!. SO ANNOYING >:( . So yeah, Adam Sandler is cool. He even won a Golden Raspberry award!!! So happy for him : D!!!
Example:
guy 1:Adam Sandler is a comedic genius
guy 2:True
guy 1: Ight i gotta go to nursery
-guy 2: Ye me too
guy 1:Cya


adam sandler
Former SNL star, funny movie maker/actor. Usually known for stupid comedies but nevertheless... very hilarious movies.
Example:
Dude, happy gilmore owned but mr. deeds kinda sucked, but hey, 50 first dates owned and so did billy madison, big daddy, little knicky, punch drunk love, the waterboy and the wedding singer!


Adam Sandler
A great actor. Although it seems like he has spent his entire career bring people laughter and joy, it seems as if some pricks on this website would rather just critisize him because they have nothing better to do other than take out there frustrations on Hollywood.

The bottom line is Adam Sandler has redefined comedy for us all, and I have never disliked a single one of his movies.
Example:
"Shampoo is betta. I go on first and CLEAN the hair."

"Conditioner is betta! I leave the hair silky AND smooth."

"Oh really, fool?!"

"Really!"

- Billy Madison/An Adam Sandler classic


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