Example:
-"Can I tell you a secret?"

-"If you do it will be a secret no longer".

Example:
Yes, I do.

Example:
" It's a secret..." " Tell me!" " Okay, but don't tell anybody." ( Tee Hee )

Example:
Jessica-OMG you guys. I just heard the best secret, promise not to tell, and not tell anyone I told you because I wasn't supposed to tell?
Everyone- Yeah!
*One day later*
Jessica- OMG you guys, like, everyone knows!
OH yeah, wanna know another secret?

Example:
Bob: He dude wanna trade secrets?
John: No.
Bob: Why?
John: Because they're none of your damn business.

Example:
mr secret

Example:
A lady is dying in her death bed and her daughter ask what is is , she says " It's a secret u stupid cow"!

Example:
This is getting very hard for me
I guess you'd better just wait and see
Shut up!
This is all
This is all, oh-oh
Secret
You brought a message and the message was clear
All the time you wipe away that tear
All I want is to hold your hand
To see the sun and walk the sand
You make me sad as you make me glad
And now you see all my secret is, is love
Is love, is love
Secret is, is love
Everyday you're always there, you comfort me
And make me feel it's worth my while
And then I look around and you're not there
And every day you say you care and I'll beware
Secret
This is all
This is all, oh-oh
I got a secret and I can't explain
This is all (secret)
All I want is to hold your hand
This is all, oh-oh
All along I was never in doubt
This is all (secret)
To see the sun and to walk the sand
This is all, oh-oh (secret)
I got a secret and I can't explain
This is all (secret)

Example:
I need to tell you a secret will.