Service
1.To fuck. Originating from the horse breeding industry where "service" is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. Same as tupping in sheep breeding. 2. To have sex with a mardy bitch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.servicing
The act of pleasuring your partner sexually with little to no reciprocation. All attention and pleasure is devoted to the person being serviced, as opposed to it being more of a give/take situation. This term is more common in the LGBT community, and is often favored by more submissive partners who enjoy pleasuring others more than receiving.
Example:
Are you into servicing? I'd love to give you a massage, go down on you, and whatever else you want.
Are you into servicing? I'd love to give you a massage, go down on you, and whatever else you want.
no service
My cell phone plan.
Example:
Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"
Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"
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Example:
The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.
The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.
Servicer
Example:
If you want some ball tightening head, Call Rachel. She is an oral servicer.
My hole needs a servicer tonight.
I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.
Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.
If you want some ball tightening head, Call Rachel. She is an oral servicer.
My hole needs a servicer tonight.
I need a hand servicer to bust this heavy nut.
Ray needs a servicer for his ass. He’s a bottom boy.
Servical
In video games, or anything that uses multiple servers; something that pertains specifically to or varies from server to server
Example:
"YO DOOD, why is my knife a chicken is this server and a penguin in the other"
"Its servical, n00b"
"YO DOOD, why is my knife a chicken is this server and a penguin in the other"
"Its servical, n00b"
no service
The inevitable status of the Steel Town public transit system after you've accidentally blown all your cash in Hess Village and all you've got to barter with is your suddenly worthless University Student ID Bus Pass causing girls to either a)sweet talk a cab driver, b)whoreishly hook-up or c)stumble more than 20km across downtown Hamilton to Westdale through the snow in stilettos and in all too few items of clothing.
Example:
Shit! I'm so drunk, I'm lost downtown and I got no mo-mo! I called the bus but there's NO SERVICE! We're gonna be raped on the way home for sure!
Shit! I'm so drunk, I'm lost downtown and I got no mo-mo! I called the bus but there's NO SERVICE! We're gonna be raped on the way home for sure!