Shawn Johnson

The hottest 4'9" gymnist in the 2008 Bejiing Olympics.



Shawn Johnson
Shawn Machel Johnson (born January 19, 1992) is an American artistic gymnast. She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist, the individual all-around silver medalist, the 2007 all-around World Champion, and the 2007 and 2008 U.S. all-around champion.
Example:
Scenario 1:

Olympic Watcher: Dude omg im in love with Shawn Johnson! Shes so hot! She can totally kick my ass!

Friend: Hell yea! Her thighs are thicker than yo head, B!

Scenario 2:

Kid #1: OMG, What the hell! Why did you just jump and do a flip over me?!

Kid #2: Haha! He just pulled a Shawn Johnson on you!


Butter Shawn Johnson
The act of inserting a stick of butter (or margarine, depending on preference) into a receiving partner who is bent over, gripping their ankles with their hands.
Example:
Dude, you did NOT do the Butter Shawm Johnson!

or

WTF?! She let you do the Butter Shawn Johnson?! Wackest shit I heard today!


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