Shockwave

A really smart guy who destroys Autotards with facts and logic



Shockwave
Decepticon general. Transforms into a powerful blaster. Extremely determined, loyal, and above all else, Logical.

One eyed purple gun indeed.
Example:
"Shockwave, I leave Cybertron to you, keep it as I have left it."


Shockwave
Decepticon who has this massive creature known as The Driller. Is know for his cannon arm,dedication to logic,short screen time,and cyclops eye.
Example:
Shockwave:OPTIMUS!


Shockwave
A purple scientist who’s arm go bitten off by a big fat dinosaur called grimlock
Example:
Shockwave has one arm now! And still one eye what a freak


Shockwave
Shockwave is a decepticon scientist with one eye and is usually logical. He was killed by Optimus Prime in DoTM alongside one of his creations; a driller. He may be alive in other movies or books.
Example:
Wheelie: Ugh shockwave’s here


Shockwave
Condition caused by prolonged use of Ecstasyor MDMA. Presents during sleep, causes person to believe that they've woken up. Person tries to talk/move/scream and is unable to move/speak. Mind realizes paralysis and is terrified. Sensation of feeling trapped in your mind. Eventually the person wakes and realization sets in.
Example:
"John is not coming out tonight, he got shockwave last night and it freaked him."


Shockwave
A move to use on your woman (much like the dutch oven) but it is a kami kazi move for people who don't like the smell of their own farts.
Directions: To properly execute a successful delivery of the death blow of the "Shockwave", one must possess the art of timing and rhythm.

1st. In bed and under the covers, let a dirty fart just rip (eating a Polish diet will make a deadly fart-smell concoction).
2nd. Slowly raise your feet to a level of 1-2 feet. This will fill the chamber (the covers of biological death warfare) with air.
3rd. drop your feet and as your feet are approximately 1/2 way down, raise the the edge of the covers nearest you faces and unleash the payload!!!! The Flash gust of toxic wind will blow right into your victim's face!!! (for best results, wait for he mouth to be wide open- She will taste it!!!!
4th. Laugh at your victim who should be angry, gagging, (and if you took my advice on the proper diet) begging for mercy or even death.
Have fun! very effective!!
Example:
Girl- OMG!!!! WTF!!!! *Gags coughs and gags again*

The Bomber- "That was the Shockwave, baby! and my patented brew;).... he said proudly" (you must include the quote "he said proudly" as the home run of your victory speech.


Shockwave
A bunch of gay game makers that give you game demos with 2-5 levels and sell their gay games for 50$
Example:


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