Smartass

A dumbass who thinks hes smart.



Smartass

by Eden953 on Jun 19, 2015 10:44:50

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm
Example:
Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss


Smartass

by alwaysattitude on Jan 15, 2010 02:31:31

Someone who possesses superior intellect and wit and understands the reason behind and the purpose for satire in life.
Example:
She always knows when to insert humor to make him laugh, even when he’s bummin’. She’s such a smartass.


Smartass

by UIK555 on Feb 20, 2009 13:01:57

N. A person who indiligently tries to provoke your thoughts, concerns, ideas, and opinions by arguing and becoming outspoken on their own part.

N. A very outspoken person

Adj. A word describing someone under a description of a smartass

Example:
Aaron Littlefield is smartass enough to have earned a spot on Urban Dictionary. Congratulations, you smartass!


Smartass

by AlaaBrah on Aug 02, 2008 10:47:37

That prick who always takes everything literal and uses sarcasm as his only way of creating humor.
Example:
Alaa: "Murphy, stop drawing dicks over my math book and piss off!"

Murphy: Ok. *Makes pissing sounds and walks backwards whilst moving his hips side to side inappropriately*

Alaa: Bloody Smartass..


Smartass

by Eden953 on Jun 19, 2015 20:31:49

A person that always says the most witty comebacks ever. They seize the moment with humorous insults. Smartasses usually speak Fluent sarcasm
Example:
Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss


Smartass

by Grandpa Jones on Mar 17, 2011 11:43:04

The original meaning of a smart ass in common terminalogy is a person who "thinks they know" how to do or what to do and tries to inject their opinion or effort "thinking they know better, when they really don't.

A dumbass is a person who "doesn't know" how to do or what to do and tries to either inject their opinion or effort not knowing what they are doing.

Don't believe me as someone who has true intellect that is older then 80yrs and they can tell you I am speaking what they learned. I was young and asked many people who all were my grandparents age, I am 39 currently and I am said to have an old soul however that is a phrase for wisdom beyond my years. Meaning I collected knowledge form people quite q bit older to have an understanding of the true definition of words we have since lost our foundation and it would be nice to get it back or retain what little we still have here in the USA
Example:
Jeff gets a prefab item that looks simple to put together, the instructions are in the box, he puts it together before reading the instructions and has left over pieces, he doen't know where they go.

(when all else fails read the instructions Smartass)

Phil gets the same prefab item and instuctions, he reads the instructions and doesn't understand what the instrucions are saying and still tries to put it together and has the same left over pieces.

(when all else fails and the instructions are beyond your grasp ask for help Dumbass)

Jerry gets the same prefab item and instructions and follows the directions, he has no left over pieces when it is completed. He comments on Phil as a Smartass and Jeff as a Dumbass and says your both stupid. Therefore he is a Wiseass and a Jackass for the uncalled for commentary, with the smartaleck remarks.


Smartass

by somekidatschool on Aug 15, 2013 12:45:36

Mr Scally, that is the definition of a smartass. An unfunny, dick that thinks he can teach a class when he can't even stop his cancerous book collection and stop making his girls look like they have cancer. He is a total fucking asshole and all of the year something's agree with me, even the teachers. Fuck you Mr Scally, you're a dick.
Example:
Guess who's a dick?
Mr Scally, the smartass?
You're fucking CORRECT!


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