Smithson

A Smithson (Smit or Smitty for short) is a joint rolled partially with weed and partially with dried tea leaves (preferably peppermint). Smithsons are known for their cool and relaxing hits.



A Smithson
Having intercourse with females once or somethings twice and never calling them again
Example:
guy 1 - 'Dude, smashed that girl last night!'
guy 2 - 'awesome man was she fit?'
guy 1 - 'yea, super fit!'
guy 2 - 'you going to called her again?'

guy 1 - 'no.'

guy 2 - 'dude you totally did a Smithson on that bitch!'


Jamie Smithson
Popular with all the ladies.
Example:
"He's alright, but he's no Jamie Smithson"


Smithson Valley High School
Where tobacco chewing, big truck driving, boot wearing, cow raising hicks go to school.
Example:
See those kids in this cowboy hats with dip rings on there jeans pocket... yea they go to Smithson Valley High School.


smithson valley middle school
Smithson valley middle school is the middle school equivalent of used tape. Practically scum of the earth, although we are a very diverse community. We have the classic hangover bunch who are never actually drunk but somehow hungover anyways, we have the stoner kids (enough said) the fake stoner kids who don't even smoke weed but everyone seems to think they do. We have the confederate generals, who pick on the gay group at school and yell about trumps p**** Incident all day (this also includes the majority of the teachers) and lastly we have the rest who truly could not give a single fu•k about anything.
Example:
Mom:why did you get kicked out of smithson valley middle school
Kid:because Im a liberal


Smithson valley middle school
Smithson valley middle school is where academics is the least of our worries because of the stoners,the drunken hillbillys,the ugly as hoes,and the party lovin people
Example:
Are u going to the Smithson valley middle school party I heard there was going to be weed and beer


smithson valley high school
this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!
Example:
person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?

person 2: I'm an atheist.


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