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counseling

opinions or ideas given for a plan of action.

Counseling

by Q's Ministry of AIWP on Feb 03, 2010 17:23:22

To give professional advise or guidance for resolving emotional conflicts, personal conflicts, interpersonal conflicts, marital conflicts, marital discords, emotional problems, emotional conflicts, psychospiritual issues, while can affirm the client's own spiritual journey, can dissuade and guide regarding dysfunctional beliefs, thoughts, emotions, and behaviors.

Example:
Counseling coun-sel-ing kon-soul-ing Q's Ministry of AIWP advice opinion instruction directing beliefs thoughts emotion feelings behavior consultation deliberation advocate secret purpose teach wisdom prudence urge recommend preach prompt beacon chaperon improve preach give - faith counsel educate govern influence instruct manage navigate oversee regulate shepherd show spearhead steer superintend supervise train usher coach discipline disclose enlighten give lessons ground guide keep posted lead lecture level notify reveal school tell train tutor update listen supervise affect allure assure blandish bring around bring to senses enlist entice exhort confidence move prevail upon prompt reason talk into urge suggest present for action advance advise affirm ask assert invite kibitz motion pitch offer pose prefer press propone proposition propound state submit volunteer approve acclaim advance advocate applaud be all for celebrate commend compliment confirm endorse enjoin esteem eulogize exalt exhort extol favor front for glorify go on record for hold up justify laud magnify praise prescribe prize propose encourage adjure attract commend compel conjure exhort favor further inspire promote propose rationalize recommend forewarn order predict prepare prompt recommend remind remonstrate signal suggest conferring holding a conference consulting deliberating discussing meeting conditioning reinforcement retraining reward system therapy

Northeast Counseling

by Hazletard-in-Chief on Aug 14, 2011 11:31:21

The nonprofit organization that provides the vast majority of psychotherapy for the psychopaths in the Hazleton PA area. The majority of it's patients never get better.

Example:
nutty fuck 1: I need some pussy. And I need it fast.

nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.

nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack her ass. The last option seems less painful.

nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.

Farmer Counsel

by im a sheep on Jun 24, 2019 09:49:08

Mr. Counsel's evil twin. Hates HASS, and lOvEsSsSs Sheep. If you see him, run, he's way too positive

Example:
Damn, that guys loves sheep. He must be Farmer Counsel

Jedi Counsel

by Emilee K. on Jan 23, 2009 11:56:56

When everyone sits in a row (or circle). Each person has something to smoke weed from and they simultaneously smoke and pass. Everyone is always smoking something.. in the jedi fashion!

Example:
"Last night was awesome, John and I smoked three bowls and then watched That 70s Show forever"
"Pshht... we did jedi counsel for an hour"

contact counselling

by Drunky McStumble on May 25, 2010 14:37:52

An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.

Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.

Example:
Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."

Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."

Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."

Benjamin Counsell

by Fannerbang on Jun 27, 2016 17:55:50

When a girl gets her ass pounded and her fanny fingerblasted

Example:
Tanya was walking funny because she got Benjamin Counsell'd the night before

counseled-out

by J Boarman on Apr 04, 2009 14:29:47

If a student has had a catastrophic experience, a tragedy, an emotional upheaval that leaves that student unable to physically sit through class, has not slept in over 18 hours, is unable to complete course work, and/ or does not feel prepared for the next day's assignment(s)/assessment(s), a student may ask to be counseled-out and counselors may counsel a student out of class; they may also discuss the possibility of the student’s going to the Clinic, going home, or some other means by which to handle the situation.

Example:
"Kevin, I can't counsel you out again unless you're on fire. Do you understand that?"

"Um yeah, I just counseled-out of 18 classes. God I hate second trimester."

Ollie Counsell

by Butterdog on Dec 04, 2020 06:13:44

The Physical Embodiment of Butter Dog. This pog champ has more sidebitches than you have wills to live. When he's around you are getting no girls.

Example:
Girl: OMG POG it's Ollie Counsell, I hope to become one of his sidebitches one day. He is so Butterdog

Good Counsel

by falcon on Dec 29, 2004 08:43:02

Catholic High School in Wheaton Maryland. I'll agree 99% of the people get into GC. However, GC is where youll find the only down to earth girls in the area.. SR, AHC, GV, HC, HA, NCS, etc- all materialistic girls that think that money is the only way to success in life... another funny fact- for all of you that dont go to GC.... noone hooks up with thier peers - GC is where youll learn how to academically excell in a real world environment.

Example:
Im not a lesbian, and thats why i choose not to go to a school where there are only desperate girls.. i refuse to hook up with another girl... and i dont need to be a slut bc guys appreciate the fact that im not a materialistic bimbo... anyone who says "gk" is a fag, they fail to realize that the only reason GC accepts most people is bc we, unlike many other schools in the area, ofter a RYKEN program, which helps those who have learning disabilities.....

PROUD NOT TO BE A GV, SR, HA, HC, AHC, NCS (etc) SLUT

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