Snakes on a Plane
This occurs when a person is flying
on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the
lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the
Caribbean.
Snakes on a Plane
by josh friedman on Oct 12, 2005 10:24:13
Example:
WIFE: "Honey you stepped in
dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is
290. Perhaps you want to mix
in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
Snakes on a Plane
by StyLz96 on Aug 19, 2006 00:38:27
Snakes on a Plane
by BulldozerBegins on Oct 19, 2006 13:52:19
Template phrase to describe any problem whereby which any presence of an animal or thing in a particular place or connected to a particular object results in ridiculous excess, usually with
the implication that the excess is a tremendous problem for which there is no easy solution.
The word "snakes" can be substituted with almost anything, and the word "plane" can be any place or vehicle or large-enough object.
The
prepositional phrase "on a" may be substituted if necessary, but should normally remain the only constant, as the "animal ON A place/vehicle/object" grammatical structure is what references the movie and indicates the absurdity of the problem.
Example:
Template phrase = "Snakes on a Plane."
Ant-infested bathroom = "Ants on a Bathroom."
Tarantula attacks someone on a dorm hall
stairway = "Spiders on a Staircase"
A garbage can or
recycling bin unauthorized for such purposes nevertheless contains bio-hazardous material = "Germs on a Trash Can"
Someone's attic proves to be a breeding ground for an army of
houseflies = "Flies on an Attic"
Snakes on a Plane
by devilious donut on Aug 21, 2006 14:30:37
Part of a new cult religion's practices, in which they praise
Samuel Jackson, because he created a godly beer. It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
The people eat snakes while on a plane shooting bullets even though they are in the air and
will damage the plane.
Example:
Use of
snakes on a plane...
Man:MMMMM, this beer is good, I think I'l go fuck that fat chick while I eat this deep fried snakes on this muthafucking plane.
Fat Chick: OH, fuck me, fuck me, and pass another pound of the snakes and I need another beer.
Man: Sure baby, just let me shoot another round at the floor of the plane... Nigga
bring it on.
Samuel L. Jackson: There are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane mother fucker.
snakes on a plane
by Hugh Johnson on Aug 19, 2006 03:25:56
Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the
spamming of popular websites such as Urban Dictionary with fake "
buzz" promoting a third-rate
Samuel L. Jackson movie.
Example:
UD Post: That
Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.
snakes on a plane
by Case Smith on Aug 24, 2005 08:26:15
A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by
screenwriter Josh
Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday,
August 17, 2005.
snakes on a plane
by Johann Stein on Apr 27, 2006 14:11:22
an internet meme, originating with the 2006 film "
Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.
1. something completely ridiculous 2.an expression signaling frustration and disbelief, often in response to an absurd event or statement. to add emphasis,
interject vulgarities in the phrase, such as "snakes on a motherfucking plane"
Example:
Person #1: We just bombed Iran. The government is going to draft us.
Person #2: WTF?!
Snakes on a Plane?!?!
or, more commonly:
Person #1: I can't believed we paid $8 to see that
POS movie.
Person #2: Yeah, Snakes on a Plane! (waves fists
menacingly, growls)