chocolate pancakes

A sexual activity involving the separation of butt cheeks in order to rub two persons anus's together. Much like scissoring this must be done with partners at 90 degree angles, but can be done by partners of any gender. This activity was notoriously found to be used by Middle Schoolers at Gresham Middle School in Knoxville, TN as a way to have sexual relations while preserving virginity.



chocolate pancake
A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.
Example:
Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!


chocolate pancake
To fill a woman's ass with syrup then the man sucks it out. the man just might eat a couple of chocolate chips in the process.
Example:
Guy 1: Dang, that girl has a nice ass!

Guy 2:I know, i would love to give her a chocolate pancake.


Chocolate Chip Pancake
Common practice in the Midwest, the Chocolate Chip Pancake requires a man to shit on a pillow then does the female from behind while he shoves her face into the shit. Used in combination with a few other moves, one can accomplish a Breakfast Buffet; once thought to be an unattainable dream, but the popularization of the Chocolate Chip Pancake is making the Breakfast Buffet somewhat a more realistic but still epic move.
Example:
Bitch was so hot for ween that I made a deal with her; she only gets it if we bake a fresh Chocolate Chip Pancake.


Chocolate Chip Pancake
When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.
Example:
Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.


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