South Island

Largest of New Zealand's three main islands, known colloquially as "The Mainland". It lies between the North Island, a small overcrowded crime-ridden mishapen blob of muddy rock also called the "Pig Island", and Stewart Island, the nuggety wee island of hard-case good types (about the same size and shape as Tenerife) which hangs off the bottom of NZ.The South Island is approximately 1000km long and 250km wide and has a population of just over 1 million.The South Island is home to New Zealand's best scenery, skiing, mountains, lakes, rivers, hunting, fishing, 4WD tracks, empty highways, and all the other great things that make the men of a country truly manly.It also has all New Zealand's best beer (Speight's, Monteiths, and Canterbury Draught), tastiest steak, and most gorgeous women.



South Island School
A school with people in it, no drugs (I think), and no innapropriate behaviour (i think)
Example:
weee woooo South Island School


South Pacific Island
I huge mound of turd that when freshly deposited into a toilet piles up above the water level, much like the way the South Pacific islands were formed from lava piling up from undersea volcanoes.

This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.
Example:
I just found a South Pacific Island in the crapper. It's still steaming.


South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
A British overseas territory in the southern part of the Atlantic ocean above Antarctica, and to the right of South America,
it is rumoured to have a population of 0 but it has a higher chance that it inhibits an estimated population of ≤30 people, whereas its neighbour Falklands has about 3400 as of 2017 and its mini island neighbours having about 10 people on it (mainly researchers and scientists).

South Georgia is also mainly popular for its whaling stations, which kills and sells wales, mainly the Leith harbour whaling station which is now abandoned had started operating in 1909 and ended in 1965 took about an estimate of 50,000 wales making it the highest production whaling station during that time, most whaling stations on the island were destroyed by german raiders.

Its animals consist of many species of fish and have a lot of penguins who come to visit the island which are from the Antarctic, as said earlier whales are also were a main part to the island in the 1900's and also have a large amount of insects that inhabit the island

The economy and GDP is yet unknown to the public but South Georgia's landscape mainly consists of snowy mountains, small islands and only a small amount of towns, mainly being Grytviken with 2/3 of the islands population, also being the islands capital.

The average temperature is about 1.7 degrees Celsius and snows from June to November.
Example:
National Documentary: "South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands is a British territory with many species of fish and penguins."

Person: "My great grandfather, who was a Scotsman, used to do whaling on South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands."


South Padre Island Smoke Alarm
A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).
Example:
When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.


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