spanker
by zoe28 on Nov 08, 2009 07:49:34
Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted
chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to
cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in
desperation.
spanker
by Uncle Puppy on Aug 26, 2006 02:01:58
A thin, very cute, very pretty,
SMALL girl,no more than
5'5" tall, who is very
pert or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.
Spankered
by Makaveli321 on May 08, 2012 14:31:59
Example:
Boy 1: Mate,
I cannot wait until after all the
exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely
spankered every weekend!
spanker
by Anabel on Oct 13, 2006 04:20:19
Someone who is totally lame. You would rather watch paint dry than be in the company of such a person.Can't get any action unless they paid for it, and therefore, more than likely spend a great deal of time masturbating or "
spanking" it. Can also be used in it's
diminutive form "
spank".
Example:
Don't tell
Chad about
the party, he's such a spanker. Or: I wouldn't give that
spank the time of day!
spanker
by cjr on Nov 13, 2006 03:12:51
A person with an irritating or
frustrating personality. Used in place of
swear words to express anger, but
soften the impact of the statement.
spanker
by champowski on Aug 03, 2005 14:49:27
A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the
task at hand as they did worrying about everyone
elses work, would be a
champion.
spanker
by x on Feb 01, 2003 07:35:33
Example:
spankered
by BrigidC on Feb 10, 2008 20:15:22
blue spanker
by A_Pacifist on Jan 05, 2017 13:06:10