Spanker

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.



spanker
Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.
Example:
Troll: "i know everything about quantum mechanics, evolutionary biology, general relativity, and medicine because I read it on Wikipedia".

Zoe: "spanker"...


spanker
A thin, very cute, very pretty, SMALL girl,no more than 5'5" tall, who is very pert or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.
Example:
"You should see the little spanker that just started working at McDonalds"


Spankered
The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.
Example:
Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!


spanker
Someone who is totally lame. You would rather watch paint dry than be in the company of such a person.Can't get any action unless they paid for it, and therefore, more than likely spend a great deal of time masturbating or "spanking" it. Can also be used in it's diminutive form "spank".
Example:
Don't tell Chad about the party, he's such a spanker. Or: I wouldn't give that spank the time of day!


spanker
A person with an irritating or frustrating personality. Used in place of swear words to express anger, but soften the impact of the statement.
Example:
Damn.. just wasted ten minutes of my life arguing with the spankers at the post office :(


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