Speckling

To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.



Speckling
An elite fetish for those with great sphincter control whereby moist flatus is passed onto the face of the other participant resulting in a "speckled" effect.
Example:
She knelt there, hands tied to her feet waiting. He bends over in front of her and spreads his cheeks, forcing the fetid air out onto her awaiting face, the speckling had begun.


speckle
the act of pulling one's own pants down in order to fart directly into another's face...thus getting tiny shit particles all over the person's face
Example:
Last night I totally speckled Adam while he was sleeping, and he didn't even know. I think it left brown marks on his face.


Speckle
A very idiotic and 'special' person who has the intelligence of a potato.
Example:
Dan: 'Oh sorry I'm late, I had to go pick up my son from kindy and had to bring him home.'

James: 'That's it? I thought that would be a quick job?'

Dan: 'But then after I brought him home I remembered I don't have a son. It probably explains why there was multiple cop cars on my driveway. So, I had to clean up this mess.'

James: '... Well you're a speckle aren't you?'


speckled
As in "You got mud on your face/You big disgrace". Someone is speckled if they're worthless, acting like an idiot or has just seriously tarnished their reputation.
Example:
Jim, in a stroke of genius, has stuck a lampshade on his head and caromed down several flights of stairs on a matress and now is of the opinion that he's the coolest thing ever. "Man, you're so speckled."


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