Status Updater
by kinger22 on Jun 21, 2011 07:17:50
A person who uses facebook to update meaningless,
mindnumbing shit about their day which
no one cares about.
This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being
deleted from other people's friends.
Example:
Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm
gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my
news feed
Status Update Syndrome
by Theresonlyoneash on Jun 01, 2010 11:36:09
People who update their status too much on Facebook,
Hogging up the news feed and talking
insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.
Example:
" I woke up" 7.00am
"Im
brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am
"Thinking should I have semi
skimmed or
full fat" 7.03am
"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
urbandictionary status updater
by HatesFBUpdaters on Feb 05, 2010 00:27:56
N.
(masculine form)
1 - A complete
toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only
selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his
palms because he cannot get a date.
(feminine form)
1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a
real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.
Example:
CEO: Johnson, bring me the resume of that young lady who interviewed the other day.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least
we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a
toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a
lead pipe.
Guilt Status Update
by That One Fucking Guy on Mar 27, 2012 04:19:08
Example:
Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a
true friend.
Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."
Inane Facebook Status Update
by 121-FFJM on Feb 04, 2010 22:54:29
Anything having to do with
1. chain
mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4.
jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further
poster's business interests
Example:
Inane Facebook Status Updates:
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in
your first name,
copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame