Steinberg
The perfect person. A Steinberg is smart, beautiful/handsome, sweet, smart, funny, and knows how to have fun. Being around a Steinberg can lighten your day. If you dont know a Steinberg, then you are missing out.Steinberg
any kind of station wagon. Word is more specifically used to describe a mercury sable. This is a derogatory term because these cars are ugly as hell
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steinbergism
The only true religion following the one real god in this universe will steinberg. U think god created the sun and earth and people. no that was will steinberg u dumbass piece of cisgender shit
The Steinberg
The act of taking eco-safe lube, mayonaise, and avacado and blending it in a blender. You then pour the mixture into a tube sock, warm the sock in the microwave, put it between two couch cushons, and fuck it like your life depended on it.
Example:
Dude, I came back from the party alone again so I did The Steinberg and used the leftovers on the Taco's from dinner.
Dude, I came back from the party alone again so I did The Steinberg and used the leftovers on the Taco's from dinner.
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saying you will go to an event but won't, get everyone in the group excited about a social gathering and you will be the only person not to show up, saying you are going to see everyone at the cafeteria for lunch and not show up, inviting everybody to suit up and you show up in jeans and t shirt
Example:
I can't believe he pulled a steinberg tonight.
The Captain said he would go to the meeting but he pulled a steinberg.
I can't believe he pulled a steinberg tonight.
The Captain said he would go to the meeting but he pulled a steinberg.
Steinberg's Law
Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.
Example:
Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.
Guy 2: Check their profile.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Just do it.
Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.
Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.
Guy 2: Check their profile.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Just do it.
Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.
Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.
Steinberg splatter
The Steinberg Splatter
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
When, in an alley, tent or abandoned structure, a feral human’s colonic orifice relaxes releasing a spattering of used food, probably obtained from a dumpster, onto the sleeping body of another feral human.
Example:
Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.
Whoever steinberg splattered that dude must have found some chipotle in the dumpster cause that shit has some corn in it.