TAKIS

A spanish term that means “The illness to dance and/or sing."Significa “enfermedad de bailar o cantar."



taki taki
to have bum bum sex with someone
Example:
When John wanted to have taki taki with his girlfriend he proceeded to grab her by the torso and ram his penis up her anal cavity repeatedly


Takis
A Chili pepper and Lime flavored corn snack by Barcel. They come in 4oz and 9.9oz bags. The most popular flavor is Fuego, which comes in the blueish purple bag. They are made in Mexico and they are possibly the best snack food ever.
Example:
Dave: Hey man. You want to go to Mike's for some bags of Takis?
John: Fo Sho man.


Takis
Satan reincarnated into tortilla chips. I can practically feel the sensation of my asshole burning all over again. I sat on the toilet in tears for 2 whole hours. I could feel the bowl quaking beneath me as the Takis I ate this morning spilled out of me like a brown waterfall. It burned. Oh, it burned. It took everything within me not to scream bloody murder. I was shaking upon the seat of my toilet. I bit my lip until it bled. I felt as if a mischief of rats had climbed into my asshole and begun consuming my anus tissue. I’m so grateful to have made it out alive. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for my dear toilet. A life was lost tonight at the hands of cheese and chili pepper Takis. My dear toilet, may you always be remembered. You were a real one. You put up with all of my shit, and it truly saddens me to see you go like this.
Example:
Person 1: “Damn man, you look rough.”
Person 2: “I ate Takis last night and was up until the ass crack of dawn shitting my brains out.”


Takis
A spicy corn chip snack made by Bimbo. It is best known for the purple bag variety. Also known as: the greatest snack on the planet
Example:
"whats are takis?"
"they're like little cheetos"
"I'd like to taki to you on the phone"


Takie
The opposite of a selfie. When you 'take' a picture of someone else for your own personal social media uses.
Example:
Person 1: Selfie!

Person 2: Nah, I look ratchet today. Takie!

*Person proceeds to take photo of Person 1, then uploads to instagram*


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