THE INTERNET

The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.



Internet
a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.
Example:
examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...


Internet
A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.
Example:
I thought of "That's nacho cheese, it's mine!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.


Internet
The thing that ended my innocent childhood and led to this.
Example:
Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.


Internet
A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.
Example:
The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.


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