The French Exit
A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.French exit
French Exit
Example:
Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible
Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible
French exit
French exit
Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)
Example:
He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'
He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'
French Exit
Example:
John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.
John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.
A French exit
When the male deficates in the females mouth and she then French kisses it into the males mouth and then he spits it into her arse and then you eat her vagina out from behind with your forehead covered in your own shit