The Honda
It’s a sex position where you get in on top of the Honda. Then pull out your erect cock, then put it inside the gas pipe. And start the engine.Honda
Honda
Apparently, Honda is the only auto manufacturer that Puerto Ricans in Central Florida will buy. Young and old, they own nothing but Hondas.
Example:
CivicJuan: Oye loco, wanna race? My Honda will shit all over your V8 piece of shit.
V8John: Isn't that your mother's car? Why don't you buy a real car instead of trying to turn an econobox into something it's not?
CivicJuan: Nah bro, I only fuck with Hondas. VIVA EL HONDA! My mom got one just like mine but hers don't got VTAK.
V8John: ...
CivicJuan: Oye loco, wanna race? My Honda will shit all over your V8 piece of shit.
V8John: Isn't that your mother's car? Why don't you buy a real car instead of trying to turn an econobox into something it's not?
CivicJuan: Nah bro, I only fuck with Hondas. VIVA EL HONDA! My mom got one just like mine but hers don't got VTAK.
V8John: ...
Honda
the car company with the world's cleanest emmissions. honda's are known for their longevity and craftsmanship.
Honda
1.) A Japanese-based automobile manufacturer that was once known for outstanding technological innovations and engineering perfection.
2.) Currently, another face in the crowd. Chosen most commonly by ricers and people who think that American cars are purely crap.
2.) Currently, another face in the crowd. Chosen most commonly by ricers and people who think that American cars are purely crap.
honda
Honda is a car company that made some pretty good cars. From the 80's to 2000, I think they were great. Now I'm not really into them.
Now this is for the ignorant fucktards:
There is nothing wrong with Hondas. Hondas are reliable and if tuned right, they can produce very good results. Not all Hondas are riced, and some are true beasts. However, I can understand where everyone comes from with what they say. The problem with Honda owners is that the 98% of them rice them out like no other or think their car is the shit. The other 1% is an elite group of tuners who know what the fuck they're doing.
Now this is for the ignorant fucktards:
There is nothing wrong with Hondas. Hondas are reliable and if tuned right, they can produce very good results. Not all Hondas are riced, and some are true beasts. However, I can understand where everyone comes from with what they say. The problem with Honda owners is that the 98% of them rice them out like no other or think their car is the shit. The other 1% is an elite group of tuners who know what the fuck they're doing.
Example:
My Honda looks stock but runs 8's. Your Honda looks like shit and it's still stock under the hood...ricer fag.
My Honda looks stock but runs 8's. Your Honda looks like shit and it's still stock under the hood...ricer fag.
honda
a car manufacturer that everyone hates because they "attempt" to race with them and never get far with them. They make economy cars...not ferraris. overall a good car company tho, one of the most reliable..just not for racing
Honda
Japanese engine manfacturing company that makes more then just cars. Their engines are very relible and well-built, however its nothing special to have one.
Example:
Your 2004 Honda Civic has the same specs as my 1995 Ford Contour (hazardmobile) with 103,000 miles on it, yet I would still beat you if we raced due to the drag produced by the 30 pounds of NOS stickers and the 20 pound inverted 747 wing on 3 foot stilts attacthed to the rear of your front-wheel-drive car.
My mom drives a 2001 Honda Accord V6 (proof that NOT ALL imports are 4-bangers, most of them are). It is fun to drive and everything, and looks pretty good, until you slap a sheet metal tube to the exhuast which makes it sound like the 2-stroke yamaha engine on my fishing boat and a 10 foot inverted wing which belongs on a commercial airliner.
I won a race in my Honda, a lawnmower race.
Having a small fuel-saving japanese car is great, until you destroy the engine parts and wheel geometery by 'trick' or 'ricing it out'.
Your 2004 Honda Civic has the same specs as my 1995 Ford Contour (hazardmobile) with 103,000 miles on it, yet I would still beat you if we raced due to the drag produced by the 30 pounds of NOS stickers and the 20 pound inverted 747 wing on 3 foot stilts attacthed to the rear of your front-wheel-drive car.
My mom drives a 2001 Honda Accord V6 (proof that NOT ALL imports are 4-bangers, most of them are). It is fun to drive and everything, and looks pretty good, until you slap a sheet metal tube to the exhuast which makes it sound like the 2-stroke yamaha engine on my fishing boat and a 10 foot inverted wing which belongs on a commercial airliner.
I won a race in my Honda, a lawnmower race.
Having a small fuel-saving japanese car is great, until you destroy the engine parts and wheel geometery by 'trick' or 'ricing it out'.
honda
Good, reliable, long-lasting car. If you want power, look elsewhere. Hondas aren't built for power. If you don't want to get a frequent visitor's card from the local auto repair shop, get a Honda.