The second coming
After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are
struck with a
crucifixion of your
internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.
The Second Coming
by RandyRhoads84 on May 15, 2020 08:06:25
Example:
Huckle: That's the second time you've had a long
loo break in the past hour, everything okay?
Berry: I just
pebble dashed the coach house loo, must've been the late night vindaloo.
Huckle: Ah, the second coming...
Second coming
by gillygoat on Dec 14, 2019 06:47:55
The Second Coming
by UnrivaledEcstasy on Oct 31, 2021 22:54:57
A term that could be used on one for a male
sex partner or friend to get them
unwanted attention. Only works on someone everyone seems to "know" as is known as a straight male who associates with both
sexes, typically called a "king".
Example:
The Second Coming is a word that if
spread to the people around the selected
target makes them
almost famous if they meet certain criterea
The Second Coming of Jesus
by Seraph151 on Jan 06, 2019 23:35:08
Example:
Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin:
Nice Bro!!!!
Second Coming of Christ
by Indiana Greg on Feb 25, 2009 10:54:18
Trump’s Second Coming
by MathPlus on Jan 21, 2021 13:10:44
The “
Great Awakening” among diehard Trumpists-QAnonists for their twice-impeached “political savior” and the “anointed one” to come back to free the country from the “Deep State” and to make America greater again—they couldn’t believe that President Biden is officially inaugurated, because they were expecting President Trump to declare
martial law to remain in power for
four more years.
Example:
With millions of hardcore supporters itching to hear from their ex-Twitterer-in-Chief directly, their only hope now is to
keep the faith in
Trump’s second coming, which might take place in 2024 or
2028, if he’s not barred from public office by Senate lawmakers.
The second coming of Jesus Christ
by L. Ron Hoyabembe on May 13, 2021 00:06:19
first come second swallow
by Terio Marin on May 29, 2016 09:46:55
Example:
OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow."
Overconfident guy pretends to fire his
make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the
rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.
the Second Coming
by the russia (p)resident on Feb 01, 2023 05:55:21