William Shatner

When you need to take a fat shit during work. The best part about this William shatner is that you get paid for it, no matter how long that shatner takes



William Shatner
When you've been holding in a big shit, and before you can even sit down, the pressure of bending over causes immediate uncontrolable shit explosion, that in turn sticks to the back of the toilet and when flushed does NOT go any where.
Example:
Gosh Darnit who left the William Shatner on the back of

my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !


William Shatner
A man who played the greatest Starfleet captain ever. Unfortunately now, you can place any the suffix "-bag" at the end of any word and it would describe him.
Example:
Hi. I'm William Shatner and I'm here to shamelessly plug all my books down your throat but I used to be really coo.


William Shatner
A person who times his use of the restroom when the meal's bill arrives at the table, thereby removing himself from either having to pay or having to orgainize the bill. AKA Bill Shatner, Bill Shatter, Bill Shits
Example:
When the check arrived, John pulled the William Shatner and headed off to the bathroom in hopes he wouldn't have to chip in.


William Shatner
see: Sell Out

Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.
Example:
William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail


william shatner
The only actor in the world that spends the first half of his career building a name for himself and then spends the second half making fun of it.
Example:
Ever since he did that skit on SNL where he told people at a convention to get a life, Shatner had been mocking himself.


william shatner
the best thing to come out of canada since, erm ahh ahem well anyway something for canadalavians to be proud of. still an actor watched more times by more people than tom cruise or arnie simply because of start trek which still rocks after 40 years.
Example:
william shatner got picked to sing the national anthem over celine dion.
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