Touched by an angel

verb: To be retarded. Or have that special twinkle in their eye. Down's twinkle. A person who is ratchet and nasty.



touched by an angel
when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.
Example:
"Thank God I was touched by an angel."


touched by an angel
When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.
Example:
My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.


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