Tradition

Peer pressure from dead people



Tradition
The reason for doing things which have no apparent reason.
Example:
Son: "Dad, why are you peeing on the cat"

Dad: "Because it is Tradition God Damnit. Every July 23rd we pee on a cat. My Father peed on a cat, his father peed on a cat and you're also gonna pee on the cat."


Tradition
Tradition (n): The abstract, commonly referenced concept of beating up underdeveloped-farm-boy football teams for a number of years, then winning only one National Championship game after those other teams figured out how to play football.

Most often associated with the University of Michigan.
Example:
"Our football program has a rich history founded on tradition".


tradition
A excuse for people to do things that is illegal.
Example:
A random person runs a around naked in the park.
Bob: Go put some clothes.
The naked person: This is my family tradition
Bob: Oh, continue then.


Traditional
Traditional, in this respect, suggests a person, commonly a female, and more commonly of Sino-Asian lineage, who refuses to accept Western ideals as they pertain to sociability, relationships, sex, and so on.
Often spoken in contrast to the more open-minded, Modern type.
Example:
Jane is a traditional Chinese girl. She's disinclined to physical intimacy, she believes in love BEFORE sex, nor does she go to bars or discos to meet boys.


Traditional
A weekend where a large group of aging men get together to play too much golf, drink too much booze, do too many drugs, hit on too many girls, creep out girls who are way too young, sleep with girls who are way too fat, and just act like overall degenerate scrum bags. Only to return home on Sunday, kiss their wives, girlfriends, and/or kids hello and tell them they have to go lay down, not feelings so well, must have eaten some bad fish at the fish fry last night.
Example:
I can't go to the Traditional this year, last year I almost lost my kids, my wife, my job, and my driver's license.


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