the uncle
A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco
Uncle
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Uncle
- The brother of your father/mother.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
Example:
I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!
- JellyBean600
I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!
- JellyBean600
Uncle
Likely to feed nieces cupcakes for breakfast.
Often buys often awesome presents that parents would not have gotten.
Definitely the funnest adult ever.
Often buys often awesome presents that parents would not have gotten.
Definitely the funnest adult ever.
Uncling
Uncle
Uncled
Example:
Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.