Van Damme It

What you yell when you are with someone who's party piece is to do the splits.



VAN DAMME
The act of kicking open a door very loudly. You usually yell the words VAN DAMME as you are doing it as well. Refers to the action movie star Jean Claude Van Damme, and how his kicks can bust down doors.

This is helpful when you want to be an obnoxious asshole, or you're carrying something and can't use your hands.
Example:
Ahhh shit I can't open that door with all this shit in my hands. Oh well, VAN DAMME!(Busts open door with kick)


Van-Damme it
1.To push aside personal feelings or obstacles and focus on the task at hand.

2.To, somehow, be able to land a full-splits spinning roundhouse kick to the face of a superior opponenet whilst blinded by salt thrown by said oponent.
Example:
You:"Dude, I can't go to work. I feel like crap after Cindy dumped me."

Me:"You gotta Van-Damme it and go anyway. Frank Dux didn't want to go to the Kumite but he did it AND he won."


Van Damme
The Van Damme, is inspired by the movie "Waiting." The Van Damme is a technique to show ur nut or nuts at a casual by stander and then ridaculing him or her as a fag and kicking them 6 times. The technique is difficult and requires some martial arts background, hence the name VAN DAMME. The move goes like this, Person A does a round house kick with loose shorts in front of person B, person B takes a quick glimps of his nuts as he should because the VAN DAMME should be lightning quick.
Example:
"SHIT, he pulled the van damme"


van damme carwash
Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.
Example:
- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."


Van Damme facial.
Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Example:
Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


Van Damme Americans
A Japanese term for patriotic fun loving, happy go lucky, bold and loud Americans. Often used to describe American military or people who mix comoflage and old glory patterns. Also used to describe Americans who live in the Bible belt.
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
Example:
I'm visiting America to party with "Van Damme Americans."


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