Vauxhall Astra
The best car in the known universe. It's best features include anti-dog missiles, caramel-flavored wipers, cattle-prod and non-
969;
orking brakes. The car can go from 0-60 in under 10 hours and costs the same as a helicopter
gunship.
Vauxhall Astra
by Anominoose on Jul 20, 2005 06:20:38
One of the premier cars of choice for
the UK's answer to
Paul Walker. Usually owned by losers who still live at home with Mommy. Retrofitted with
blue lights on the dashboard and dials that mean nothing but flicker and twitch all through the journey.
Example:
He
paid for that Vauxhall Astra
using his MBNA/CapitalOne
card.