WHAT IN THE FUCK

Same thing as saying what the fuck? but fo people who add dramatic effect with more cussing.



What the Frazier fuck
When a large amount of fuckery occurs involving a convention show runner and you are at a loss for words
Example:
James owes everyone how much money?! What the Frazier fuck!


What The Figgity Fuck
What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.
Example:
Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?


What the Flyin' Fuck
exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.

When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.

Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.
Example:
Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!

Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!

Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?


What the absolute fuck?
When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
Example:
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.


what the possible fuck
You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.
Example:
While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.

Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"

Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"


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