WHOOP ASS
\`whoop 'ass\ n.A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause major damage to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of destruction. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.can of whoop-ass
noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain
can of whoop ass
Keg of whoop ass
Can of Whoop-ass
1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.
3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
Example:
1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!
2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!
3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
Can of Whoop Ass
Example:
Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
Can of Whoop Ass
One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"
Example:
Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".
Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."
Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".
Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."
can of whoop ass
A US Air Force cargo plane fully loaded with combat equipped US Army Paratroopers - Some of the nations most unequivocally certified bad ass motherfuckers - on their way to a real world, or simulated airborne insertion.
When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.
see LGOPS
When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.
see LGOPS
Example:
You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.
You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.