Welding

The act of using a welder



Weld
The seam of skin between the bullet hole and ball bag or vagina (minge, gash, clunge etc)
Example:
I'm gonna kick you in the weld


(The) Weld
The stripe that is on the underside of the penis where it looks like the skin has been joined together.

If you check your own penis you will see it - and as it has no official medical term, and has appearance the of a seam weld, this is commonly referred to as 'The Weld'.
Example:
Look at ' (The) weld' on that cock


welding
grinding your penis in between the thighs of another man to achieve ejaculation.
Example:
In the mid-90s, young men at the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT-Madras) started the concept of welding as they were having difficulty getting anywhere with young females.

Sanju: Man, I asked the hot chick out to chai, but she rejected me.

Krishnu: It's okay. We can head back to our dormitories and weld Sanju.


welded
Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.

Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.
Example:
"Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore."

"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."


Weld
A large individual with a shape that resembles the popular character 'Bigweld' from the 2005 film 'Robots'
Example:
Heckin' heck I've spotted a Weld outside the pub


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