Who am I

When you are having an identity crisis and you ask



Who am I
1. To be incredibly drunk; to have consumed 9 or 10 standard drinks
2. To loose a sense of self; to no longer have an identity, but merely be a drunk fuck. See assclown
3. Suicidal contemplation: A question one asks before raising a gun to one's head and pulling the trigger
4. Puberty blues; adolescent depression; see ahma piece of shit
5. Greater than Where am I and lesser than What am I
Example:
Scenario 1:
*Reflection after Hangover*
Dude: Shit, I can't remember anything; and I think I got with a girl named Shazza. Who am I?
Scenario 2:
Prav: Who am I? *gunshot heard*
Andrew: Prav? PRAV?
Scenario 3:
Prav: I'm such a disgruce. Who am I?
Andrew: ...Go to sleep timme.


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Who am I!? Who am I!?
When you have nothing else to do but scream out Tik Tok songs until you die.
Example:
"Hey Jake, what you doin?" "Who am I!? Who am I!? What are you even saying!? Im the loser of the game you didnt know you were playing! Lets play another game! This time I get to win! Life on the line! Winner takes all! Ready or not!? Lets begiiin!!" "So no head?"


who-am-i-kidding condom
The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Example:
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking


Who am I Donkey Kong ?
When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ?

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
Example:
When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.

" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "

slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.


Do you know who I am?
A line often uttered by self-absorbed asshats who feel they are being wronged by someone in a particular situation. History often proves that these douchebags, who might have an extremely low level of fame that most people are unaware of, are being treated on equal footing with the rest of the general public. This angers them even more.
Example:
BOUNCER: You're going to have to leave this club, sir.

DOUCHE: Wait a minute, wait a minute...do you know who I am?

BOUNCER: No. Get the fuck out of my face.


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