Wont

When she won't let you touch her cans at 2nd base, they now are officially called her wont's.Technically, they may also be called her cannots.



HE WONT
Noun. A person that constantly bails or flakes after saying he will do something but then doesn't. Especially when it comes to partying.

Verb. Calling someone out who always flakes after saying they are going to party.
Example:
Guy #1: Hey guys im gonna get blacked out drunk and rage my face of tonight.

Guy #2: "HE WONT!!!"

Guy #3: Tyler is such a HEWONT. I wish he would actually come party for once.


You Wont
To challenge someone with a dare indirectly instead of saying i dare you.

It can also be used to challenge someones standards of themselves.
Example:
You: Yo joe, you see that girl over there? You Wont.
Joe: Watch me

Someone spills pepper in their drink
You: You Wont
He/She: No thats gross, Im not drinking pepper


You Wont
used as a dare to make people do stuff and piss them off.
its the best saying ever...but mostly used by remi.
but if you say it to any of us we will all do it cause we are fucking awesome like that.!!
Example:
"were gonna dump this bucket on you"
" you wont"
"say i wont"
"YOU WONT"
SPLASHHHH


you wont
the act of repeating "you wont" when a friend or colleague says that they are going to do something swift or risky
Example:
person 1 : man this teacher is pissing me off, one more time and im gonna houdini her ass

person 2 : you wont, you wont

person 1: bro, if you dont shutup im gonna mushroom slap you

person 2 : you wont trick, you wont


wont-shutup-a-saurus
A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).
Example:
Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.


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