a box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.



box of rocks
In sports (real and fantasy) a term used to describe a trade where the other side got nothing of any real value in return.
Example:
"Philadelphia traded their whole team to New York for nothing but a box of rocks."
"Derek is trying to get Joe's best outfielder, second baseman and pitcher for a box of rocks."


Hot Box of Rocks
A person (usually female) Who is very attractive, yet not very smart.

Hot = Their physical appearance
Box of Rocks = what occupies the place where their brain should be
Example:
Chicken or Fish? Really?!?!?...Man that Jessica Simpson is one Hot Box of Rocks!

Phillip: "So, are you gonna start dating that girl from Jersey?"
Charles: "Nah she's only booty call material, turns out she's just a Hot Box of Rocks"

"Dude let's go to the bars tonight, my cock needs a Hot Box of Rocks"


dumber than a box of rocks
Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.
Example:
John lit a match so he could see where the gas was leaking out; he's dumber than a box of rocks.


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